Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Oh, No He Didn't

A friend of mine went on a blind date the other night and, at first, it was going very well. He was good looking, albeit slightly shorter than she likes, the conversation was upbeat and interesting, and the food was amazing. Then, out of nowhere, he announced that he has ADD and didn't take his meds.

All of a sudden he's bouncing all over the place and completely distracted. Little did she know, she should have packed a bottle of ritalin that night.

She finished dinner and even went back to his place for a glass of wine, I'm guessing out of sheer curiosity, but she did not go out with him ever again.

Ladies and gentlemen, the moral of this story is: Do not announce conditions, such as ADD or the like, while on a first date. It's simply not the time nor the place.



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