Pole Dancing

My girlfriend attended my belly and pole dancing class with me yesterday and had a blast. She learned how to whip around the pole like a pro and left with a newfound respect for all the exotic dancers out there who twirl away five nights a week.

It's an incredible upper body workout and one I hope to never give up. I'm finally seeing definition in my arms, which is something I never achieved with my traditional workouts.

I may never put my talents on display (I'm 33 and realize that some things are better left to the 20-something crowd) but I will most definitely put on a show for my man.

Now where do I find the number for a pole installation service...