1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're not.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
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3 comments:
omg, i love that! is that a jula jane original?
my words, no:( my feelings, oh yes ;) I wanted to share the laughter...It's one of my favorites!!
it's perfect - definitely a keeper. i sent it to my best friend and she said "that's us!!"
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